ejacutastic:

brother no

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

(via marc0-butt)

  • 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
  • 3am: "FUCK."
  • 4am: "FUCK."
  • 5am: "OKAY."

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

(via piewithasideofpie)

wimpynoodle:

vvhaleshark:

assgod:

beez in the trap

why is there a polar bear in the background what is going on in this picture

That’s a dog

wimpynoodle:

vvhaleshark:

assgod:

beez in the trap

why is there a polar bear in the background what is going on in this picture

That’s a dog

(via piewithasideofpie)


"acting is the most wildly overpaid position imaginable."

"acting is the most wildly overpaid position imaginable."

(via celestialsherlock)

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

(via piewithasideofpie)

twerkingongaycountries:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

I cant think of pansexual spy puns

(via katefeyrac)