tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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heart:

in 8th grade i thought dubstep was an artist and skrillex was the genre

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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

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karlimeaghan:

inspectorwho:

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"


WHAT ARE THOSE PEOPLE LOOKING AT THERE NOT LOOKING AT ANY THING WHY


(x)

karlimeaghan:

inspectorwho:

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

WHAT ARE THOSE PEOPLE LOOKING AT THERE NOT LOOKING AT ANY THING WHY

(x)

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bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

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tastefullyoffensive:

Who wore it better? [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Who wore it better? [via]

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cannibalpsychopath:

nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

image

imagex

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the-faceless-old-woman:

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.

This is also a beautiful metaphor for adulthood.

the-faceless-old-woman:

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.

This is also a beautiful metaphor for adulthood.

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